《如果盒宇宙是RTS游戏（英雄联盟那种）》
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上路：
疯狂科学家
普通攻击“童谣”
语音：Hush little darling don，t say a word， Papa，s gonna buy you a Mockingbird
二技能“喝汤”
语音：there are some very simple ways to make soup
大招“肢解”
语音：I am very very disappointed in you
医生
普通攻击“听诊”
语音：hmm I can，t turn down a face like that
二技能“玩窒息”
语音：I don，t think that brutish police officer really made much of a mark at all
大招“剖心”
语音：pulling your ugly rotten heart out
教授
普通攻击“打响指”
语音：I don，t think you，re taking this class very seriously
二技能“教尺”
语音：getting your ass made red by your favorite professors ruler is the only thing that you will ever achieve
大招“出轨”
语音：there，s no going back
机长
DEBUFF失业——初始血量较低，第一次复活后可获双倍血量，空乘协战可为机长额外加血
普通攻击“语音播报”
语音：please pay attention to the on screen safety instructions
二技能“引狼入室”
语音：ah fuck the risks
大招“甜言蜜语”
语音：my sweet little disaster
演员
DEBUFF年龄限制——第18次死亡时，复活时间增长
普通攻击“剧本拍头”
语音：I care a lot about this play
二技能“意犹未尽”
语音：I，ll expect you to help me finish that another time
大招“拉幕布”
语音：wait is that the curtain
总裁
普通攻击“关门”
语音：that is well and truly stuck
二技能“跪下”
语音：kneel down for me quickly
大招“无套koujiao”
语音：kneeling down with their lips around my cock
求生者/僵尸：
初始求生者：
一技能“隐匿”
语音：I promise you， you are safe here
二技能“子弹有情”
语音：you are my sunshine
大招“形态切换：僵尸”；僵尸：一技能“冲刺”，二技能“狂暴”，无大招，变成僵尸形态后无法回到人类形态
语音：RAWRRR
纹身师：
普通攻击“穿刺”
语音：it hurts a lot
二技能“安全词”
语音：I guess we can go with Lorax
大招“六九”
语音：I know I got you too， I can feel it
中路：
吸血鬼
DEBUFF饥渴——多年的饥饿让他对血液需求量极大，在满级前无法达到最大生命值，自身血量少5.22％
一技能“谢邀”
语音：let，s see if we can，t escape from this place a little easier
二技能“昏睡红茶”
语音：it，s only the sleeping agent that i slipped into your tea
大招“咬苹果”
语音：it looks very tasty oh
领主
一技能“拔剑”
语音：I’ll get some answers out of you one way or another
二技能“耐久”
语音：Allow me to remind you of the situation you，re in right now
三技能“猩猩叫”
语音：I hope that sounds agreeable to you
大招“声之恶魔”
语音：Don’t squirm when I get close now， okay?/Maybe you and I can have a little talk/say oh oh my lord please， please take me away， put me away oh put me away…
特工
一技能“乔装”
语音：you couldn，t fucking help yourself
二技能“疏通管道”
语音：Why did you think I didn，t tell you virtually anything about the mission besides where we were going?
大招“破土而出”
语音：You didn，t see any of this coming
警察
一技能“审问”
语音：how much you enjoy， you enjoy the risk factor and how much you enjoy the uniqueness of the situation
二技能“耳光”
语音：oh what， you，ll bite me? give it a try now now give it a try give it a try here，s my neck， now now try it try it try it try it try and bite me see what happens， see what happens！
大招“上拷”
语音：Your cuffs got caught on the chair and you sort of slumped over kind of pathetically， and then i grabbed your face， and i smacked it twice， because i was fucking angry at you. You seem under some kind， some kind of strange twisted delusion that you actually have.
下路ADC：
Attack Damage Carry
人鱼
技能一“嘲讽”
语音：why did you do this to me?
技能二“装可怜”
语音：please I need more water…
技能三“吞食”
语音：I apologize， I shouldn，t have given you false hope
大招“重生”
每损失1％的生命，都将提高0.522％的伤害。大招先进入三秒无敌假死状态，后满血复活。
语音：take a step forward， and be with me
牛仔
技能一“听mama的话”
语音：my mama is always taking real good care of me
技能二“胡安妮塔”
骑马加速
语音：I always get a little worried about Juanita
大招“神枪恶魔”
语音：one of them is believed to gain their powers from the Devil， and another might as well be the Devil Himself
森林守护者
技能一“打酒嗝”
语音：you must ignore me it must have been some drink that i had shortly before you awoke. It’s important for forest guardians to drink as well.
技能二“乔装”
语音：that butterfly， that was me. I enjoyed their imagination and i fancied having a little bit of fun with them
大招“讲故事”
语音：perhaps i hatched out of an egg
辅助：
骑士
奶妈
普通攻击“剑击”
语音：my soul and my body are yours as is my sword
二技能“守护”
语音：well you may forbid me to die， if my lord would allow me to be so bold， should i forbid thee to cry
大招“涅槃”
语音：I can see the stars whirling in front of me. I hope i see you again someday， my lord
管家
rou辅
普通攻击“国际象棋”
语音：I do believe that is checkmate
二技能“精油推背”
语音：I，ll begin by working on your back muscles just give me a moment
大招“睡前故事”
语音：my master needn，t say please.
男友
平A“亲亲”
语音：Kindred， such a strange name… very sweet of you to have a name like that
技能“抱抱”
语音：just got it with me for a minute please
AOE“caocao”
语音：In bed you，re the wife. Understand? Good， yes！ Those are my boundaries and I’m laying them down you better respect them
图书管理员
盾
平A“闭嘴”
语音：Maybe you do need someone to shut you up
技能“书砸脸”
语音：if you really want some attention from me…
单体大招“绑狗”
语音：You sound so pathetic. Muffled like that， poor baby.
画家
平A“上色”
语音：well we are artists and muse
技能“滴蜡”
语音：let me dribble something painful and hard on your back
大招“拍裸照”
语音：I think you，re all done. Let me take a picture， say cheese
空乘
奶妈
平A“倒酒”
语音：have you had a chance to try the champagne? How do you like it
技能“花言巧语”
语音：it drives me crazy
群体大招“好男孩”
语音：am I a good boy AH
游戏高玩
平A“大乱斗”
语音：sorry， just don，t enjoy my game， you know
技能“道歉”
语音：let me make it up to you
大招“吃好逼”
语音：I think you，re forgetting what you were angry about
打野：
神父
普攻“圣水”
语音：you really needn，t take off your clothes to be baptized
技能“大耳光”
语音：I’ve wanted to do that for a while
大招“灭世触手”
语音：you bitch！ catch me off guard in a moment of weakness when i went to try your tears， you bite down on the tentacle that comes to be kind to you
亲族
被动“拍拍”，普攻“亲亲”，二技能“比心”，三技能“BRAT”，四技能“变富婆”，大招“打红毯”
语音：WE LOVE YOU MILORD
龙：
就是龙，开局后定时刷新的那条龙，杀死后全队可以得到buff的龙
开局刷新语音：Little human， who are you? Tell me.
击杀失败语音：I don，t think you，re worth my time.
击杀成功语音：Did you think you could run from me?
END
我也不懂自己还会不会写到盒宇宙完结那一天
疯狂科学家
普通攻击“童谣”
语音：Hush little darling don，t say a word， Papa，s gonna buy you a Mockingbird
二技能“喝汤”
语音：there are some very simple ways to make soup
大招“肢解”
语音：I am very very disappointed in you
医生
普通攻击“听诊”
语音：hmm I can，t turn down a face like that
二技能“玩窒息”
语音：I don，t think that brutish police officer really made much of a mark at all
大招“剖心”
语音：pulling your ugly rotten heart out
教授
普通攻击“打响指”
语音：I don，t think you，re taking this class very seriously
二技能“教尺”
语音：getting your ass made red by your favorite professors ruler is the only thing that you will ever achieve
大招“出轨”
语音：there，s no going back
机长
DEBUFF失业——初始血量较低，第一次复活后可获双倍血量，空乘协战可为机长额外加血
普通攻击“语音播报”
语音：please pay attention to the on screen safety instructions
二技能“引狼入室”
语音：ah fuck the risks
大招“甜言蜜语”
语音：my sweet little disaster
演员
DEBUFF年龄限制——第18次死亡时，复活时间增长
普通攻击“剧本拍头”
语音：I care a lot about this play
二技能“意犹未尽”
语音：I，ll expect you to help me finish that another time
大招“拉幕布”
语音：wait is that the curtain
总裁
普通攻击“关门”
语音：that is well and truly stuck
二技能“跪下”
语音：kneel down for me quickly
大招“无套koujiao”
语音：kneeling down with their lips around my cock
求生者/僵尸：
初始求生者：
一技能“隐匿”
语音：I promise you， you are safe here
二技能“子弹有情”
语音：you are my sunshine
大招“形态切换：僵尸”；僵尸：一技能“冲刺”，二技能“狂暴”，无大招，变成僵尸形态后无法回到人类形态
语音：RAWRRR
纹身师：
普通攻击“穿刺”
语音：it hurts a lot
二技能“安全词”
语音：I guess we can go with Lorax
大招“六九”
语音：I know I got you too， I can feel it
中路：
吸血鬼
DEBUFF饥渴——多年的饥饿让他对血液需求量极大，在满级前无法达到最大生命值，自身血量少5.22％
一技能“谢邀”
语音：let，s see if we can，t escape from this place a little easier
二技能“昏睡红茶”
语音：it，s only the sleeping agent that i slipped into your tea
大招“咬苹果”
语音：it looks very tasty oh
领主
一技能“拔剑”
语音：I’ll get some answers out of you one way or another
二技能“耐久”
语音：Allow me to remind you of the situation you，re in right now
三技能“猩猩叫”
语音：I hope that sounds agreeable to you
大招“声之恶魔”
语音：Don’t squirm when I get close now， okay?/Maybe you and I can have a little talk/say oh oh my lord please， please take me away， put me away oh put me away…
特工
一技能“乔装”
语音：you couldn，t fucking help yourself
二技能“疏通管道”
语音：Why did you think I didn，t tell you virtually anything about the mission besides where we were going?
大招“破土而出”
语音：You didn，t see any of this coming
警察
一技能“审问”
语音：how much you enjoy， you enjoy the risk factor and how much you enjoy the uniqueness of the situation
二技能“耳光”
语音：oh what， you，ll bite me? give it a try now now give it a try give it a try here，s my neck， now now try it try it try it try it try and bite me see what happens， see what happens！
大招“上拷”
语音：Your cuffs got caught on the chair and you sort of slumped over kind of pathetically， and then i grabbed your face， and i smacked it twice， because i was fucking angry at you. You seem under some kind， some kind of strange twisted delusion that you actually have.
下路ADC：
Attack Damage Carry
人鱼
技能一“嘲讽”
语音：why did you do this to me?
技能二“装可怜”
语音：please I need more water…
技能三“吞食”
语音：I apologize， I shouldn，t have given you false hope
大招“重生”
每损失1％的生命，都将提高0.522％的伤害。大招先进入三秒无敌假死状态，后满血复活。
语音：take a step forward， and be with me
牛仔
技能一“听mama的话”
语音：my mama is always taking real good care of me
技能二“胡安妮塔”
骑马加速
语音：I always get a little worried about Juanita
大招“神枪恶魔”
语音：one of them is believed to gain their powers from the Devil， and another might as well be the Devil Himself
森林守护者
技能一“打酒嗝”
语音：you must ignore me it must have been some drink that i had shortly before you awoke. It’s important for forest guardians to drink as well.
技能二“乔装”
语音：that butterfly， that was me. I enjoyed their imagination and i fancied having a little bit of fun with them
大招“讲故事”
语音：perhaps i hatched out of an egg
辅助：
骑士
奶妈
普通攻击“剑击”
语音：my soul and my body are yours as is my sword
二技能“守护”
语音：well you may forbid me to die， if my lord would allow me to be so bold， should i forbid thee to cry
大招“涅槃”
语音：I can see the stars whirling in front of me. I hope i see you again someday， my lord
管家
rou辅
普通攻击“国际象棋”
语音：I do believe that is checkmate
二技能“精油推背”
语音：I，ll begin by working on your back muscles just give me a moment
大招“睡前故事”
语音：my master needn，t say please.
男友
平A“亲亲”
语音：Kindred， such a strange name… very sweet of you to have a name like that
技能“抱抱”
语音：just got it with me for a minute please
AOE“caocao”
语音：In bed you，re the wife. Understand? Good， yes！ Those are my boundaries and I’m laying them down you better respect them
图书管理员
盾
平A“闭嘴”
语音：Maybe you do need someone to shut you up
技能“书砸脸”
语音：if you really want some attention from me…
单体大招“绑狗”
语音：You sound so pathetic. Muffled like that， poor baby.
画家
平A“上色”
语音：well we are artists and muse
技能“滴蜡”
语音：let me dribble something painful and hard on your back
大招“拍裸照”
语音：I think you，re all done. Let me take a picture， say cheese
空乘
奶妈
平A“倒酒”
语音：have you had a chance to try the champagne? How do you like it
技能“花言巧语”
语音：it drives me crazy
群体大招“好男孩”
语音：am I a good boy AH
游戏高玩
平A“大乱斗”
语音：sorry， just don，t enjoy my game， you know
技能“道歉”
语音：let me make it up to you
大招“吃好逼”
语音：I think you，re forgetting what you were angry about
打野：
神父
普攻“圣水”
语音：you really needn，t take off your clothes to be baptized
技能“大耳光”
语音：I’ve wanted to do that for a while
大招“灭世触手”
语音：you bitch！ catch me off guard in a moment of weakness when i went to try your tears， you bite down on the tentacle that comes to be kind to you
亲族
被动“拍拍”，普攻“亲亲”，二技能“比心”，三技能“BRAT”，四技能“变富婆”，大招“打红毯”
语音：WE LOVE YOU MILORD
龙：
就是龙，开局后定时刷新的那条龙，杀死后全队可以得到buff的龙
开局刷新语音：Little human， who are you? Tell me.
击杀失败语音：I don，t think you，re worth my time.
击杀成功语音：Did you think you could run from me?
END
我也不懂自己还会不会写到盒宇宙完结那一天